Today, my four year old daughter said she was going to sit in "that fucking chair." I explained to her that "fucking" is not a nice word. She said, "How about if I say 'that silly chair.'?" I said that was much nicer.
I realized that I have said the "f word" way too many times around her - typically when yelling at my husband.
I vow to never use that fucking word again.
Monday, September 25, 2006
My Husband Annoys Me
My husband can really can get on my nerves.
- When he opens the cuppoard to take out a glass or a snack, why can't he close the cupboard?
- When he blows his nose, why must he leave the snotty Kleenex on the counter. How much more effort would it REALLY take to throw it in the trash?
- When he pees, why must he drip urine all over the toilet rim? Why can't he either
a) wipe it off?
b) wipe off his penis?
Am I really asking too much?