<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35001092</id><updated>2009-02-21T00:19:34.473-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Confessional</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://xmconfessional.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35001092/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://xmconfessional.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Xanax Mom</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02326119252760643055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35001092.post-115968006749087141</id><published>2006-09-30T22:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-30T23:36:17.883-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I Taught My Daughter The F Word</title><content type='html'>Today, my four year old daughter said she was going to sit in "that fucking chair." I explained to her that "fucking" is not a nice word. She said, "How about if I say 'that silly chair.'?" I said that was much nicer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I realized that I have said the "f word" way too many times around her - typically when yelling at my husband. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I vow to never use that fucking word again.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35001092-115968006749087141?l=xmconfessional.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://xmconfessional.blogspot.com/feeds/115968006749087141/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35001092&amp;postID=115968006749087141' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35001092/posts/default/115968006749087141'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35001092/posts/default/115968006749087141'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://xmconfessional.blogspot.com/2006/09/i-taught-my-daughter-f-word.html' title='I Taught My Daughter The F Word'/><author><name>Xanax Mom</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02326119252760643055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03691247481575608711'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35001092.post-115920160264792660</id><published>2006-09-25T09:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-26T21:43:12.083-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My Husband Annoys Me</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;My husband can really can get on my nerves. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;When he opens the cuppoard to take out a glass or a snack, why can't he close the cupboard?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;When he blows his nose, why must he leave the snotty Kleenex on the counter. How much more effort would it REALLY take to throw it in the trash? &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;When he pees, why must he drip urine all over the toilet rim? Why can't he either&lt;br /&gt;a) wipe it off?&lt;br /&gt;b) wipe off his penis? &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Am I really asking too much?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35001092-115920160264792660?l=xmconfessional.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://xmconfessional.blogspot.com/feeds/115920160264792660/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35001092&amp;postID=115920160264792660' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35001092/posts/default/115920160264792660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35001092/posts/default/115920160264792660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://xmconfessional.blogspot.com/2006/09/my-husband-annoys-me.html' title='My Husband Annoys Me'/><author><name>Xanax Mom</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02326119252760643055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03691247481575608711'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry></feed>